Monday, February 13, 2012

Global Money Unlimited 500 Pesos Income 0% Interest Loan Dumaguete



ITO ANG GLOBAL MONEY


ANO BA ANG GLOBAL MONEY?

 Ang Global Money ay isang bagong gawang business concept na nagbibigay ng insurance and loaning services sa kanyang Members.

Ang loans ay hanggang P50,000 at Zero Interest!

No processing fee or any hidden charges!

Hindi lang yon,  ang Global Money ay nakikipag tulungan sa Insurance of the Philippine Islands or IPI to provide a wide range of insurance benefits.

Ang mga members ay pwede kumita mula sa referrals, pati na rin sa bonuses at pati sa profit-sharing.

Caceres Lending Investor Company has been in the lending business since 1999. On August of 2011, the company adopted a modern concept of extending loaning service by tapping the power of Multi-Level Marketing to spur membership growth an improve its service. The concept is now patented to protect the concept and will be expanded to cover the global market.

With SEC Registration Number A199909295 and BIR Registration Number 203-081-354-000. 




   Mr. Edmund C. Caceres Jr.
 President & CEO, Global Money Unlimited Inc.  
 GM & Founder, Caceres Lending Investor Company
 Phone:  63948-5746828
 Email: [email protected]
 Facebook: http://facebook.com/edcaceresjr
 Website: http://www.globalmoney.ws



ANO BA ANG MAAARI MONG MAKUHA KUNG SASALI KA SA GLOBAL MONEY?

  

YOUR P1000 investment includes:

1. Lifetime Insurance with a lot more

2. 0% Interest Loans

3. Lifetime membership for Global Money

4. Entry in an MLM Industry with excellent marketing plan

5. Chance to earn HUGE

6. E-loading Business*


YOUR 1,000 pesos Investment gives you

1. Life Insurance  

  • P100,000   Accidental Death ( funded by IPI and GMUI )   
  • P100,000   Total and Permanent Disability ( funded by IPI and GMUI )  
  • P24,000     Monthly Cash Allowance ( P2,000 x 12 months ) 
  • P12,000     Monthly Grocery Provision (P1,000 x 12 months )
  • P10,000     Burial Assistance due to Accidental Death
  • P25,000     Unprovoked Murder & Assault

Value added insurance features like 

2. G-Money Fund  P500-P2,500 (Hospitalization/Medical Assistance)

   -Monthly allowance for hospitalization.

3. GM Heart Fund P50 (General Membership Contribution)

   -  When a Member dies, every Member contributes P50 as assistance to the family.

   -  This is automatically deducted from Member's income.

   -  P350,000 as GM Heart Fund (7,000 Members as of Dec. 2011  x  P50)

   -  As our membership grows, the GM Heart Fund would also get bigger. 

4. Money Loan – (PAUTANG) Zero Interest 0%

   - P5k   (1st Loan / 30 days processing / 2 months to pay) 

   - P10k (2nd Loan / 7 days processing / 4 months to pay) 

   - P50K (3rd Loan / 7 days processing / 10 months to pay) 

    Hassle-free processing. 

    No need to file loan application since will be automatically processed and be delivered also. 

    No co-maker, no collateral.

    Loan may be released through your own ATM debit card.


5. Global Money ID Card


    No Expiration of Membership
    No Renewal of Registration

6. Power Potential Income (Unlimited P500)
    P10,000 daily
    P70,000 weekly
    P300,000 monthly

 



ALL YOUR B LEG'S A LINE WILL BE YOURS. UNLIMITED.
 
 
7. Bonus Income  P20,000 
  •     200 Members on each side = P20,000
  •     400 Members on each side = P20,000
  •     800 Members on Each side = P20,000
  •     Every time the number doubles & paired on opposite side = P20,000
8. Loyalty Income P50,000
  • 500 Members on each side = P50,000
  • 1,600 Members on each side = P50,000
  • Every time the number doubles & paired on opposite side = P50,000
9. Profit Sharing  P100,000
profit sharing
Your The Direct Upline's group will be earning a portion of the income generated from the membership growth. Assuming the whole group belonging to your Direct Upline has reached 1,000 Members, your Direct Upline, your Crossline, and YOU will all each get 10% of the total income.
    Example:   
       1,000 Members under your Direct Upline x P1,000 membership fee = P1,000,000
       P1,000,000 x 10% = P100,000
       P100,000 shall be your income from this Profit-Sharing mechanism.
       Your Direct  Upline and your Crossline (Leg A of your Direct Upline) will get the same amount too.
Global Money Unlimited Inc. ventures out and incorporated the MLM system. This is the pioneer in the micro-lending industry. It is owned by Caceres Lending Investor Company which is already in the lending business since 1999.
What's so special about this business, is that it's not like another Network Marketing company. Global Money Unlimited Inc. revolutionized the MLM traditional system by deploying their own, unique and soon-to-be-patented marketing plan.
 For networkers, no need to emphasize on pairings, minimizes weak & strong leg phenomenon, no more issues with sponsoring, no imbalance earnings, no only-few-people-get-rich schemes, and tulungan system is emphasized. This system truly set a new standard in the MLM industry!


 What are the edges of Global Money against traditional Network Marketing Business?
  • NO PRODUCT MAINTENANCE PURCHASE. -no quota or target sale.
  • NO PHYSICAL PRODUCTS TO SELL. -no supplements or gadgets to sell.
  • NO HARD SELLING -"natural" clients will come to you like family members, relatives, friends due to the nature of the business.
  • NO NEED FOR HARDCORE NETWORKER SKILLS - this is so easy clients will be the one to come to you.
  • VERY AFFORDABLE, NO RISK INVESTMENT -you are insured for life, no need to renew membership or pay monthly contribution.
  • VERY PROFITABLE -Earn bigtime like a hardcore network marketer without being like one.
  • UNIQUE SYSTEM, PRODUCT AND COMPENSATION PLAN -original marketing plan, life insurance & zero percent Loan are what we offer
  • VERY FIRST IN THE INDUSTRY -no other MLM is like this
  • COMPANY WITH A HEART TO HELP - GM Heart Fund
  • EASIER! MORE PEOPLE FRIENDLY -aside from easier to market than any other MLM company, it eliminates all the hassles of technicality, even our loan applications will be automatically released and the process was made simpler. 
  • EMPOWERED TO THE HIGHEST LEVEL -What we offer is already extraordinary. But I made it more awesome by incorporating my present venture which is E-loading business



PROOFS NA NAGLOAN SA GLOBAL MONEY!







PAANO KUNG DAGDAGAN NATIN ITO NG ANOTHERBUSINESS?...AYOS DIBA? :D 


10. E-LOADING BUSINESS (FREE RETAILERSHIP OFFERED)
    HOW TO EARN AS A RETAILER?     
  • BY SELLING LOADS TO THE CONSUMERS  
  • YOU CAN EARN UP TO 25% ( MAXIMUM EARNINGS DEPENDS ON THE PRODUCT )
  • YOU CAN SELL 350 PREPAID PRODUCTS !!!
  • YOU CAN ALSO SELL  LOADS IN YOUR PERSONAL INVENTORY SYSTEM !!!

Step by step process for joining if you are NOT NEAR A GM CENTER BRANCH and if you want to be a member without leaving your house.

  1. You need to accomplish the membership application form. You need to have a 2x2 photo and signature. You need to print this form first then after filling-out the fields completely, scan it and email it back to me. If you can edit the form on your computer and be able to put your picture and signature on the spot just like some can, then that’ll be better because you won’t be printing it anymore.
  2. Along with the form, you need to pay the membership fee of P1000, plus 100 for the ID. (You will be given a Global Money ID card, it’ll be your proof for insurance, claims and loans purposes). If you are near a center, then just bring the form and make the payment there.

Name: Crispin Irving P. Vendiola
Cellphone Number: +63.905.382.2391 


  1. After personally processing your application by our associate from the head office, a scanned copy of the receipt and documents will be provided to you. As a proof that you are already a member aside from your name and info encoded in GM’s database. Your ID card will be released in 2 weeks. We will inform you about that and arrange for the shipping.
  2. Regarding concerns on how you can get your commission as well as the loan, you just need to make an authorization letter with your ID and signature so we can get your commissions, it will be sent to you thru Gcash or be deposited to your bank of choice.

Please take note that this process is just temporary, because we are just offering you an excellent opportunity to be a part of this company EARLY. Online system will just be deployed this February and more centers nationwide are on their way. This company will eventually become bigtime in the network marketing industry (networkers and alike will understand this) and membership even you are very far from any center is POSSIBLE that’s why we are offering this. Rest assured transactions and claiming of loan will be a lot more easier once our online system is deployed and after we received our ATM card issued by the company for its members. Thanks for your understanding.


THANKS!
Change your Life this 2012!
 COMPANY UPDATES
UPDATE - JANUARY 14, 2012
1.GMUI is now 17,000 Members strong as of today from 1,500 last November 2011.
2. Leaders will get the 1st IPI (Insurance of the Philippine Islands) contract policy to share with Downlines and Team members for presentation.
3. ATM (China Trust) will be released 1st week of February (1st 1000 members).
4. Total pay in for all branches is now 2,000/day
5. Released loans for this January (1 to 15) reached 4.5million.
6. INF (International Neuro Fund) will give 200M dollars to Global Money Unlimited for Globalmoney Foundation Fund. INF has chosen GMUI because GMUI has been proven to be helping many ordinary people get fresh capital easily and even earn income and be insured with an amazing Insurance package.
7. Global Money Unlimited has no TAX, being a Foundation.
New Update for loan:
5k loan must have 2 recruits A,B
10k loan must have 4 recruits A,B A,B
50k loan must have 8 recruits A,B A,B A,B A,B
To get a new loan, simply have a new recruit under your Group A and another under your Group B. This may be your Direct Recruit or a new recruit from anyone among your Downlines.
IF okay ang A and B side mo pwde makaloan up to:
100k
200k
500k
1,000,000
GM Heart Fund = the GM Heart Fund can be claimed on the following TUESDAY
Saturday-Friday cut off
Monday commission (auto deduction of P50 from Members who have earnings)
Tuesday, the GM Heart Fund gathered will be given to the family of Member who died.
For healthy people = no need for a separate contract
For those with health problems = must sign a contract, must survive for 6 months to qualify for GM Heart Fund


WE ARE LOOKING FOR INVESTORS! BRING THIS EXCELLENT OPPORTUNITY TO YOUR AREA AND HELP A LOT OF PEOPLE TO BE PROTECTED, TO EARN AND TO REACH THEIR DREAMS BY HAVING THEIR OWN DESIRED BUSINESS, WHILE YOU THE INVESTOR IS EARNING BIGTIME AT THE SAME TIME!
FOR THOSE WHO WANT SOMETHING REALLY GREAT AND HAVE THE CAPACITY TO INVEST BIG; CHECK THIS OUT 

Branch Operations (INVEST FOR A CENTER BRANCH)
- Branch Extension for Investor 
  • With exclusivity in the area covered (or per District in big cities) 
  • The exclusivity will ensure fast Return on Investment or ROI.
  • Finder's Fee for the Member who successfully introduces this branch business   

Computation for Branch Market
Per Pay-InP1,000
Per Pay-OutP500
Less InsuranceP100
Expenses OutbreakP100
Company EarningP300





Percentage Income of the Investor
InvestmentPercentage Earning from Company Income
P500,000  20%
P1,000,000  35%
P5,000,000  50%




Sample Income Projection
For 1000 New Members
P500K InvestmentP300 x 1000 Persons P300,000 x 20% P60,000
P1M InvestmentP300 x 1000 Persons P300,000 x 35% P105,000
P5M InvestmentP300 x 1000 Persons P300,000 x 50% P150,000
For 5000 New Members
P500K InvestmentP300 x 5000 Persons P1,500,000 x 20% P300,000
P1M InvestmentP300 x 5000 Persons P1,500,000 x 35% P525,000
P5M InvestmentP300 x 5000 Persons P1,500,000 x 50% P750,000
  











The company will shoulder the following:
  • Office rental up to P12,000/Month 
  • Electric bill
  • 42-inch LCD Flat TV
  • 40 to 60 chairs
  • Table
  • Computer Set
  • 2 office staff
  • 1 Speaker, with allowance.
  • If you own the lot or the building, the company will pay you for the rent
(ENJOY THE BENEFIT OF YOUR MONEY WORKING FOR YOU! AND NOT YOU, WORKING FOR MONEY!)
MAG INVEST NA! HEAD OFFICE NA ANG BAHALA SA OPERATIONS, PA VISIT VISIT KA NA LANG SA CENTER!
 A similar business that is involved in lending with MLM as well but with a stricter and much less attractive concept and approach was able to hit 4000 members a month. With Global Money Unlimited's concept we can do much better than that. This is a great potential for those who have the capital.
 Example;
     For 1M package (35% percentage earning)  
     3,000 New Members X 35%(P300) = P315,000 monthly income for the Branch owner
For a complete information or queries on the Branch Operations, contact me and we will set a meeting with the Global Money's Marketing Team to accommodate your queries and help you with the registration. 
UPDATED LIST OF CENTERS NATIONWIDE:

 HEAD OFFICE IS AT 
2nd Level, Margarita Commercial Center
J.P. Rizal St., Mariquita Subdivision
Dita, Sta. Rosa City, Laguna, PHILIPPINES
(beside St. James Hospital and entrance gate of Mariquita Subdivision)




THIS IS STILL IN THE PIONEERING STAGE PEOPLE, GROUND FLOOR OPPORTUNITY!
WAG NA MAGPAHULI, YOU WILL HEAR THIS VERY SOON, MAKING A NAME IN THE MLM INDUSTRY!
SECURE YOUR POSITION NOW!
Grabe talaga to, if only you could realize the potential! 
Ako nakita ko, sana kayo rin Smile


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Text me your details:

Name, Address, Age, Contact No. , Email

Crispin Irving P. Vendiola


Email: [email protected]

Globe: +63.905.382.2391













Tuesday, November 8, 2011

What Kind Of Parent Are You?

There is no such thing as single approach to child rearing. Through the years, psychologists and aspiring parents have been trying to figure out as to what approach would be best to develop a well-rounded person.

Diana Baumrind, a well known theorist for human development concluded four major parenting styles – authoritarian, permissive, uninvolved and authoritative.

Authoritarian parenting style expects children to follow and abide rules and regulations established by parents. The rationale for every action is not established and not clear. As a result, children are less likely to develop independence and confidence in personal judgment.

On the other hand, permissive parenting refers to the nurturing parents. Children are not expected to act maturely and have no or less regulation. This parenting has a higher tendency to develop “spoiled brats” than any other parenting styles.

Uninvolved parent are detached and unresponsive to their children. They feel that personal issues need to be resolved first rather than think for welfare of their children. As a result, the child becomes withdrawn and tyrant to his environment.

Lastly, the authoritative parenting is also known as balanced parenting. While establishing rules and regulations, it also provides a nurturing environment for the child to develop. These parents are also attentive to the demands of their child and teach rather than punish if ever they become at fault. The child then develops a high sense of self-worth and independence.

There is no definite formally in rearing for the perfect child and not a single style can also achieve such feat. Every approach has its different result and a combination could sometimes be more beneficial. So, what kind of parent are you?

Thursday, November 3, 2011

Harmful Food and Drug Combinations: Antibiotics, Anti-hypertensive, Anticoagulants, and NSAIDs

Often times, people seem to engage in eating whatever they assume to be digestible without taking into consideration that they could have been endangering not only their health but even their lives.

Mixing dangerous drugs together with their favorite meal usually happens without them even realizing. Often times, they are unaware that harmful interactions can occur whenever such medications are combined with specific food since they are harmless when taken individually. What used to be a cure to the body has now turned into a poison. The combination of specific food and drug either cause efficacy reduction or toxic production.

Read on to know more.

1. Antibiotics

- As its name implies, antibiotics are given by your physicians in order to eliminate and kill bacteria from your system. They also help get rid of viruses and fungi. While taking the medication, it is a must for you to avoid alcohol consumption. Alcohol’s effect to our body causes reduced water retention due to evaporation from heat lose and diuresis. When combined with antibiotics, adverse effect can happen. Most common ones are headaches and stomach upsets. But the most worrisome reaction would be that of a metronidazole (flagl) and tinidazole (fasigyn) which can cause irregular heartbeats.

- Cipro (Ciprofloxacin) is a drug commonly used since it targets a wide range of bacterial infection. Unfortunately, it would be useless if taken with dairy products due to its calcium content. Calcium easily binds to Cipro causing a reduced effect. Refrain from taking dairy products such as cheese, yogurts or milk within 2 hours before and after taking the medication.

2. Antihypertensive

- These medications are designed to lower the complications of cardiovascular diseases caused by hypertension by lowering the blood pressure. Examples are the ACE inhibitors (ACEI) and calcium channel blockers (CCB). All of these drugs have the potential to interact with food.

o ACEI – these drugs prevent the conversion of angiotensin I to angiotensin II which is primarily a vasoconstrictor. An adverse effect on this is hyperkalemia since the sodium content in the circulation is decreased. In this relation, foods rich in potassium should be avoided so as to prevent the complications. Toxicity level is manifested by tingling sensations, nausea, dysrhythmias and fatigue.

o CCB – the calcium channels of our smooth muscles (vascular system) help in vasoconstriction and when blocked helps lower down blood pressure. When taken together with grapefruit and peppermint, it causes an added effect resulting in increased blood pressure drop to more than what is desired. Life-threatening effects of hypotension are likely to occur if not prevented.

3. Anticoagulants

- These medications are prescribed as blood thinners. Vitamin K facilitates the formation of blood clot and thus food rich in this component should be avoided. Examples rich in Vitamin K are spinach, asparagus, broccoli, lettuce and cabbage. On the other hand, you should avoid garlic, onion and vitamin E since it has an added effect to the drug leading to bleeding.

4. NSAIDs

- Nonsteroidal anti-inflammatory drugs or NSAIDS are drugs that are commonly taken as pain relievers or anti-inflammations. Normally, the enzyme cyclooxygenase (COX) helps in the production of prostaglandins. Prostaglandins help in the protection of stomach lining. NSAIDs block the COX enzyme causing a reduced production of prostaglandins. In this connection, alcohol and food rich in acid content should be avoided. It is also not advisable to take this medication with an empty stomach.


These are just few of the most common harmful food and drug interaction that should be avoided. The single best way to avoid such complications is to prevent administration of over the counter medications and consult a physician. It is also beneficial to read the labels first before taking the medication. This way, you prevent serious irreversible damages.

Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Call Center Jokes



Needless to elaborate, here are some of my favorite call center jokes:

Definition of terms:

1) Active Socially - Drinks a lot
2) Careful Thinker - Won’t make a decision
3) Uses Logic on Difficult jobs - Gets someone else to do it
4) Expresses Themselves Well - Speaks English
5) Prairie dogging - where people’s heads pop up over the walls to see what’s going on from the cubicles


The Visayan Caller

Local client so mostly pinoy callers, usually from visayas…
Cust: hiillo! wala kasi yung bell ng pon namin???
Call center Agent: Hindi naman po ba nabagsak yung phone?
Cust: Hende naman…
Call center Agent: Kailan pa po ito nagsimula?
Cust: Ang alen?
Call center Agent: .Na hindi po nagri-ring yung phone?
Cust: Nagre-reng naman ah?!
Call center Agent: Di ba wala pong ring?
Cust: Hende! yong BELL!.. yong lestahan nong babayaran namin!!!
Call center Agent: aahhh… yung BILL?!!!
(hende kase nagve-verefie mabote… tsk, tsk, tsk…)


Cannot Access the Web

Agent: Can you click in to the address bar and type www.google.com please?
Customer: I’ve don’t this already and it didn’t work.
Agent: Will you do it again for me anyway?
Customer: Alright.
Agent: W-W-W-DOT-G-O-O-G-L-E-DOT-C-O-M and now press “enter”.
Customer: Oh, you have to press “enter”?

[fourth slide] " It really is like that boss since all of them are already demotivated."

Hiring Process

Applicant: The call center is a booming industry for the past few days
and I want to part of that boom! (sumabog ka sana!)


Secret Soup Ingredient

Conversation between a CSR at a Mobile Company in Caribbean
Agent: (pleasantly) Good-day, how may I assist?
Customer: (in heavy dialect)  Morning Ma'am, I have a problem, can you help me?
Agent: Sure, delighted to assist; please let me know how I can help.
Customer: Ma'am, I was cooking a big pot of Red Pea Soup and I had my cell phone in my bosom (in bra) and I realized that it not in my bosom anymore so I started to look for the phone Ma'am then I think back and the last I had it was over the pot... (pause from customer)
Agent: Hello?  Please do continue, what happened?
Customer: Yes, the peas in the pot was pressuring Ma'am, so I took the pot off the stove Ma'am and I took me long spoon and started stirring the pot to ensure the peas ok and I realize that the phone was pressuring into the pot for 30 minutes.  Now I don’t know what to do, please tell me how you can help me.
Agent: Well the phone may be water damaged, I'm not sure if it will still work my dear, since it was in the pot pressuring for 30 minutes you may need to take to the repair centre, which will be……
Customer: (interjects) Ma'am, don’t care 'bout the phone, that can pass.  Is the Red Pea Soup still good to eat? Don't have any more time to cook a pot of soup again.  Ma'am, do please tell me the soup not spoiled...it can still 'eat'?
Agent: (long pause…mutes the call...dying of laughter)  I’m not sure, perhaps you may confirm with a doctor if it still healthy to eat??
Customer: I eat it, it taste even sweeter so I will try my luck!  Take care, have a good day Ma'am, thanks.
Agent: Sure, you too!  Have a good day.

[fourth slide] "Bwahahaha, I pity this guy if he's here in the Philippines (Ti te is a slang for P_ _ _ _)."


Computer Geek

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer "No."
Tech Support:: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
A few minutes later......
Tech Support:: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen,canyou see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"


Jack

Caller: "Can you give me the telephone number for Jack?"
Operator: "I'm sorry, sir, I don't understand who you are talking about".
Caller: "On page 1, section 5, of the user guide it clearly states that I need to unplug the fax machine from the AC wall socket and telephone Jack before
cleaning. Now, can you give me the number for Jack?"
Operator: "I think it means the telephone point on the wall".


[first slide] Gosh, there is already a convenience store here on the floor. What else is next??
[third slide] boss:  What's this? A beauty parlor also?
boy 2: Boss... Want to straighten your hair?


I only use the bathroom!

Tech Support: "O.K. Bob, let's press the control and escape keys at the same time. That brings up a task list in the middle of the screen. Now type the letter "P" to bring up the Program Manager."
Customer: "I don't have a 'P'."
Tech: "On your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "What do you mean?"
Tech: "'P' on your keyboard, Bob."
Customer: "I'm Not going to do that!"


If you have more of those call center jokes, please do share them on the comment box!